Dog Park

I am just back from the dog park. Shelley met an awesome miniature dachshund named Tinkerbell. Shelley fell in love. We met three standard poodles with dreadlocks. The chocolate one's dreadlocks were highlighted. The white one and black one were natural dreadlocks. By that I mean their dreadlocks weren't highlighted. It was pretty cool if I say so myself. Made me want a frozen drink and listen to a little reggae.

Shopping For Clothes

I have a Christmas party that I want to look nice. Yesterday I headed to the mall with my daughter to find the perfect outfit. Shopping for clothing over 50 is a challenge. If you are a size 2 you must still struggle to not dress like a teenager. If your size changes throughout the day by what you eat like mine does, that is a bigger struggle. Spanx is the first thing you buy. I did find out there is a super booty holder spanx in the lingerie department stores. I didn't spring for that but I should have. I stopped in several stores that were a no go even though they had petites. I did go in the St. John's store. A very helpful lady showed me a stunning red jacket that would have been awesome to wear to the party. The price was $1,395.00. I sadly demurred. But after that no matter what I bought was a bargain.

Help!

I have a terrible problem. Someone is stuffing my upper thighs, abdomen and upper arms with cottage cheese while I sleep. I wake up with all these dimples in all the places I just mentioned. If anyone knows who is doing this or is experiencing the same problems please contact me ASAP!

Bristol Palin

I know you think this post is about Bristol and Willow Palin's posts on Facebook. Nope. I am not going there. After being on Facebook for a year I am forever amazed what people post about themselves. Do I want to know every boring detail of their boring life? Of course we wont discuss my blog posts. No the reason this post is titled Bristol Palin is about her on Dancing With The Stars. I watched maybe two seasons of Dancing With The Stars with my husband. We enjoyed the dancing but tired of all the other junk they kept adding on. So other than what I read in People and the paper I am clueless about the show's status. I guess Bristol Palin is awful but still dancing. Last night a man from Wisconsin settled that matter the best he could. When Bristol started dancing he got his shotgun and blew his television away. Now he doesn't have to watch Bristol Plain dance or anything as a matter of fact. The police came after he threatened the wife. There was an all night standoff with the SWAT team. I hope he doesn't know about her mother's reality show.

The Yorkie

I missed yesterday. Life gets busy. Today I went to my bi-monthly acupuncture appointment. A very elderly lady was leaning at the desk counter writing a check. A younger carbon copy of her was holding a little bitty Yorkie wrapped in a towel. I had no idea who was the patient until the daughter introduced me to "Abigail". Abigail is a 13 year old Yorkie,and her knees hurt. Dr. Kim is treating them with acupuncture. The mother and the owner of Abigail said it was working. Abigail was very bossy until her knees started bothering her. She is bossy again now that they feel better. The daughter made the next appointment for Abigail that wouldn't interfere with her job hours. Then she,her mother and Abigail left. I got my acupuncture wondering all the while how a 5 pound dog is bossy.

She's Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't realize it has been two months since I posted. My blog must not be too popular or there would have been protests in the streets. I have been busy with trips and life. Plus my diseases make me so tired that lots of days are spent doing nothing. But I am back and promise to entertain all with my witty mind. There has been some heart stopping news in the entertainment field. David Cassidy was arrested for DUI in Florida. And Eddie Munster is in rehab in Virginia. Eddie hooked up with a fan online, married her and moved to Virginia. I don't think the marriage is working since he is in rehab. And what the hell is David Cassidy doing in Florida? I thought he lived in LA and did shows with his daughter and some shows in Vegas. I never was a David Cassidy fan. I loved Bobby Sherman. I can't even remember why or what show he was in. Who knows?He may be living in Charlotte. I will just have to wait until he gets a DUI to find out for sure.