Mistressville USA aka Dilworth

I just can't seem to escape the seamy side of life. Here I am minding my business being a normal trophy wife and all hell breaks loose. First I suffer through Rielle Hunter. I didn't read her book and please don't tell me if you did. Now another "author" alias mistress has surfaced in Charlotte. She lives one mile from Rielle in Dilworth. The news last night said Dilworth is now known as Mistressville USA. If it makes property values drop maybe I can afford a condo there. Anyway Paula Broadwell is the new "other woman" in Charlotte. Her biography of General Petraeus was truly an intimate portrayal of him. What a way for her to increase sales. She should have talked to Monica Lewinski first to see how she has fared. Bill Clinton is the man behind Barrack. Monica is the woman behind a rock. Things are going to get real nasty quick for Paula. You don't mess with the CIA and the FBI at the same time. Her body might be discovered behind that ugly ass statue at the entrance to the airport. You know the one I'm talking about. The one that mysteriously appeared before the DNC. Funny Charlotte spent all that money to get the DNC. We wanted to be seen nationally. Well we are way national now and the DNC had nothing to do with it. I am refusing all phone calls from Paula. I am a trophy wife. I have an image to maintain. As my PawPaw would say " You made your bed. Now lay in it!"