Shopping For Clothes

I have a Christmas party that I want to look nice. Yesterday I headed to the mall with my daughter to find the perfect outfit. Shopping for clothing over 50 is a challenge. If you are a size 2 you must still struggle to not dress like a teenager. If your size changes throughout the day by what you eat like mine does, that is a bigger struggle. Spanx is the first thing you buy. I did find out there is a super booty holder spanx in the lingerie department stores. I didn't spring for that but I should have. I stopped in several stores that were a no go even though they had petites. I did go in the St. John's store. A very helpful lady showed me a stunning red jacket that would have been awesome to wear to the party. The price was $1,395.00. I sadly demurred. But after that no matter what I bought was a bargain.

Help!

I have a terrible problem. Someone is stuffing my upper thighs, abdomen and upper arms with cottage cheese while I sleep. I wake up with all these dimples in all the places I just mentioned. If anyone knows who is doing this or is experiencing the same problems please contact me ASAP!

Bristol Palin

I know you think this post is about Bristol and Willow Palin's posts on Facebook. Nope. I am not going there. After being on Facebook for a year I am forever amazed what people post about themselves. Do I want to know every boring detail of their boring life? Of course we wont discuss my blog posts. No the reason this post is titled Bristol Palin is about her on Dancing With The Stars. I watched maybe two seasons of Dancing With The Stars with my husband. We enjoyed the dancing but tired of all the other junk they kept adding on. So other than what I read in People and the paper I am clueless about the show's status. I guess Bristol Palin is awful but still dancing. Last night a man from Wisconsin settled that matter the best he could. When Bristol started dancing he got his shotgun and blew his television away. Now he doesn't have to watch Bristol Plain dance or anything as a matter of fact. The police came after he threatened the wife. There was an all night standoff with the SWAT team. I hope he doesn't know about her mother's reality show.

The Yorkie

I missed yesterday. Life gets busy. Today I went to my bi-monthly acupuncture appointment. A very elderly lady was leaning at the desk counter writing a check. A younger carbon copy of her was holding a little bitty Yorkie wrapped in a towel. I had no idea who was the patient until the daughter introduced me to "Abigail". Abigail is a 13 year old Yorkie,and her knees hurt. Dr. Kim is treating them with acupuncture. The mother and the owner of Abigail said it was working. Abigail was very bossy until her knees started bothering her. She is bossy again now that they feel better. The daughter made the next appointment for Abigail that wouldn't interfere with her job hours. Then she,her mother and Abigail left. I got my acupuncture wondering all the while how a 5 pound dog is bossy.

She's Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't realize it has been two months since I posted. My blog must not be too popular or there would have been protests in the streets. I have been busy with trips and life. Plus my diseases make me so tired that lots of days are spent doing nothing. But I am back and promise to entertain all with my witty mind. There has been some heart stopping news in the entertainment field. David Cassidy was arrested for DUI in Florida. And Eddie Munster is in rehab in Virginia. Eddie hooked up with a fan online, married her and moved to Virginia. I don't think the marriage is working since he is in rehab. And what the hell is David Cassidy doing in Florida? I thought he lived in LA and did shows with his daughter and some shows in Vegas. I never was a David Cassidy fan. I loved Bobby Sherman. I can't even remember why or what show he was in. Who knows?He may be living in Charlotte. I will just have to wait until he gets a DUI to find out for sure.

Cell Phones

I am used to seeing women talking on their cell phones while walking around a store revealing their whole world to anyone within ear shot. Thinking about it,I have never seen a man yakking away om his cell phone about his personal life. Granted I have heard lots of business talk. More than I wanted to hear. But just when you think you know all the facts you get thrown a curve ball. Out doing errands the other day, there sat a man in his big old work trunk having it out with someone in his family. I wanted to listen to this entertaining rant but his truck was parked on his job site. There would be no reason to stand there unless I was eavesdropping. Which I wasn't and would never do. I went about my shopping, returning about an hour later. There sat that man in his work truck still giving whoever was on the other line hell. So he blew my theory about men and personal calls. Plus I hope he was on his lunch hour. And I still dying to know what he was so angry about. But I would never eavesdrop. No I never would. I guess I should have just asked him.

Alive and Well

God is alive and well. I know. I saw him on Saturday. He walked into a football stadium in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Over 101,000 people stood and cheered. His name is Nick Saban. He walks on water. Just ask any Crimson Tide fan.