Resolutions

Now is the time of year to make resolutions that won't be kept. The last six years mine has been to lose weight and exercise. That usually lasts a day at the most. This year I decided to eat healthy. I felt that was an original and unique resolution. But nooo what do I see on the Today show? An anorexic woman talking about eating healthy for the new year. First of all she stole my resolution. Second of all she needs to eat something! Anything! She looks like the animation in a Tim Burton movie. Her head is a skull with the skin still intact. Kinda of like one of those bodies found in a mummy tomb. She had all this stringy neck skin that dangled when she talked. I didn't hear any of her spill on healthy eating. I was too fascinated watching her neck dangle. Now I am straddling the fence about my resolution. Do I want to eat healthy and have people watch my neck dangle? Or do I want to keep my wrinkles plumped with fat? Remember there are lots of songs singing tribute to the junk in the trunk. I am going to see Sherlock Holmes tonight. A tub of buttered popcorn and a candy bar is sounding mighty good. Think how much that will keep my neck dangle in check.

MMooooooooooo!

Yesterday we drove to Greenville, S.C. to go to church and lunch with my family. On the way back we passed a car with a license plate that said "MMooooooooo". I thought that was interesting.Having lived in Wisconsin, I thought the car was from the dairy state. However the license plate was a North Carolina one. That eliminated California as a possibility too. As we drove behind this car I imagined other reasons for the license plate. A dairy farmer but this was not a truck but an Accord. Maybe someone with lots of kids who drink milk. But again the Accord could not hold many kids. By now we are side by side with the Accord. I look over. Just a lone woman driver eating some large sandwich. The woman is beyond huge. I now wonder how she gets in and out of the car. I am still wondering about the "MMoooooo" license plate. Surely she didn't pay money to identify to the world she is a cow. I guess I will never solve this mystery.

Tiger Woods

I am pretty sick of the media carrying on about Tiger's car accident. I mean it happened at 2:35 am on Black Friday. The man was leaving to hit Wal-Mart, Best Buy , and the mall just like everybody else.