Resolutions

Now is the time of year to make resolutions that won't be kept. The last six years mine has been to lose weight and exercise. That usually lasts a day at the most. This year I decided to eat healthy. I felt that was an original and unique resolution. But nooo what do I see on the Today show? An anorexic woman talking about eating healthy for the new year. First of all she stole my resolution. Second of all she needs to eat something! Anything! She looks like the animation in a Tim Burton movie. Her head is a skull with the skin still intact. Kinda of like one of those bodies found in a mummy tomb. She had all this stringy neck skin that dangled when she talked. I didn't hear any of her spill on healthy eating. I was too fascinated watching her neck dangle. Now I am straddling the fence about my resolution. Do I want to eat healthy and have people watch my neck dangle? Or do I want to keep my wrinkles plumped with fat? Remember there are lots of songs singing tribute to the junk in the trunk. I am going to see Sherlock Holmes tonight. A tub of buttered popcorn and a candy bar is sounding mighty good. Think how much that will keep my neck dangle in check.