Too Busy

I apologize for not keeping more up to date on my blog. I realize there are those of you who are unable to complete your day without reading my great pearls of wisdom. Lately I have been busy getting diagnosed with a new disease - Sjogren's Syndrome. The disease is an autoimmune disease that attack various organs, most notably the glands that produce tears and saliva. I didn't have a disease that began with a "s" so my alphabetical order keeps getting larger. What has devastated me more than that is poor John Edwards. I am so worried about him. Where did he go once Elizabeth threw him out? He could be in Charlotte living with the baby momma. I know he is in knots over the sex tape being released. If it is released I will just watch it to see if his hair moves during sex. I hope he has enough money after his divorce and keeping up the baby momma for his 100.00 haircuts and his hair products. You know when you pay 100.00 for a hair cut you don't wash it in Suave. Jenny Sanford's book is coming out. That hasn't made me lose any sleep like I have for poor old John. Does she think she is writing something new? All women suffer greatly when their husband has an affair. But we have to realize that most don't have an idiot for a husband like Mark Sanford. Thank God she had the money.