A Winter Wonder Land In Charlotte

Yes my friends, you heard it right. You may frolic in the snow in Charlotte. Also enjoy sledding,tubing,and snowboarding. This fun winter land event only costs $35.00 for two hours. Plus after the two hours are over you can walk to SouthPark mall and shop or do whatever people do at malls. Yes my friends the mall, because the winter wonder land is at Symphony Park, in the back corner of SouthPark. A group of local investors will spend 1.8 million dollars building SnowPark USA in early December. We are told it will be a very snowlike experience, not like tubing on ice cubes. This is a direct copy of Snow Mountain in Atlanta that was hugely popular. If Charlotte embraces this winter frolic, the investors intend to open two more in other Southeast cities. Now I don't want to call these investors idiots. I think the idiots started it in Atlanta. The investors did throw out that word "staycationers". You know the unemployed, or broke, or struggling. If they don't have $35.00 per child to participate then they can park and look at the stuff. Whats funny all the "staycationers" in the snowy climate would like to enjoy some warm sunny weather. Unfortunately even investors with more money than sense can't make a warm weather park.