Lil Wayne

Last night was one of tossing and turning, punching the pillow and no sleep. I am so worried about Lil Wayne. He is on Rikers Island serving a one year sentence for having a semiautomatic pistol on his tour bus in 2007. After all these years of watching all the Law and Orders we know about Rikers Island. Threatening the criminals with Rikers always gets them to confess on the show. So you see my concern. But Lil Wayne plea bargained a 12 month sentence and went peacefully saying it was God's will. He said he avoided getting tips on prison life. He didn't say where he would have gotten those tips - the internet or his home boys. Lil Wayne ended by saying "This is Lil Wayne going to jail. Nobody I can talk to can tell me what that's like. I just say I'm looking forward to it." Don't you love someone who has enough confidence to refer to themselves in the third person. There is no fear of him coming out with prison tats. I don't think there is any space available on his body. I don't think he can keep his metal stud in his lip. I would think that would be a weapon. And what about all the grills on his teeth? He could chomp down on another inmate and do some serious damage, kinda of like a pit bull bite. He has been Twittering like crazy so I guess he got to keep his cell phone. I now have to fit into my schedule his twitter. That should make me sleep better. Lil Wayne recorded a ton before going in. That way we won't know he is gone. That is good because he can't sing without all that electronic stuff. Plus singing in the shower in prison might not be so good especially when you lean over to get the soap. There are polls to vote for who will have the best career prison comeback. Evidently T.I.'s career is awesome. I guess I will get me a candle, make it some grill out of aluminum foil and light it every night until Lil Wayne is safe at home with an even bigger career.