Random Crap

I don't post for two months and I get a follower. Maybe I should never post. Then I may get a gazillion followers. I went dress shopping yesterday. How depressing! Even if I were a size 2 again styles are either dowdy or slutty. There doesn't seem to be an in between. Then you add double digits to your dress size and things get even more gloomy. After attempting to zip up way too many dresses that made me look way old or way fat I quit. I have an army tent I can wear. I bought some "to die for" shoes that I am going "to die in" just by walking. I went to Bare Essentials for smoky eye make up with a complimentary lip color. I figure all the focus will be on my eyes,lips, and feet instead of my fat ass. I drove home vowing to become a size 2 again. To start this process I had for dinner - a string cheese, a banana, 20 tortilla chips, three ice cream sandwiches, and 2 jumbo glasses of white wine. I feel skinnier already!