Family Pictures

There are moments in your life when you are weak and have a "Hallmark moment". Several weeks ago I realized I could have all my children home Memorial Day weekend. I expanded that to believe that we could have a family portrait. I had a picture of the kids made my daughter's senior year. The picture hangs over my mantle and gives me pleasure every day. That photographer has sent me gift coupons for $100.00 over the past two years. I immediately called the photographer and said "I need a picture." I recognized the female voice on the phone as the the person calling me monthly to use my gift card. She is standing by to meet my needs in a bright singing voice. After I explained that I wanted a family portrait Saturday of Memorial weekend, the song left her voice. Flatly she told me that they will be closed that day, all day. Even with my explanation of "all my children will be here" and "yes, it will be a big order", it was a no go. I called my one friend with young children "Do you have a photographer you recommend ?". I called her recommendation. The recommendation informed me she was moving to San Diego. "Do you have a photographer you recommend?" I called that photographer to be told she was booked for Memorial Day. "Do you have a photographer you recommend?" I contact that photographer. I like the photography on her web site. She is available. We e-mail back and forth, back and forth. We decide late afternoon in Green park,downtown Charlotte. We discuss clothing options. I am excited. I am elated. My "Hallmark moment" is coming true. I send all the information to my family. The youngest son says," I am taking my Stats exam Memorial Day. I can't hang around until 5:30 Saturday". In his defense there was a tornado in Tuscaloosa. Then the husband comes home waving my e-mail in his little hand. His response is " I thought I would wear a suit and tie when you and I have our picture made." This in response to the photographer's input that dark denim makes a nice picture. Now we are scheduled at 8:00 am Saturday morning because of the natural lighting. Instead of the cool park it will be here at home. Because I know there is no way in hell we will arrive at a park at 8:00 am as a family looking half way decent for a picture. My last e-mail to the family is be downstairs at 8:00am that Saturday. I don't care what you wear as long as you are awake, bathed, and with a smile. I have had no response from the male family members. The daughter has sent a picture of a dress "Betty Draper" style with "Madonna" breast cups. The photographer suggested maybe everyone throwing a football around for a good picture. Hello! Did you not get the e-mail that the husband is wearing a suit and tie ? The Hallmark moment is over. Hurry up and take the damn picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!