Father of the Bride

I feel like I pick on my neighbors to the South. These neighbors are the Rock Hill,S.C. bunch. I have no grudge against anyone there. In fact I have friends and family from the area.I am sorry but some of the craziest stuff in the paper happens in Rock Hill. A few weekends ago a rehearsal dinner hit a sore note. The father of the bride assumed the father of the groom was picking up the tab. The father of the groom did not. The father of the bride received the bill including the bar tab. Things went "South" quick. He created a disturbance in the restaurant. Then he went to his truck and got his knife. The police were called and the father of the bride was arrested. The article gave no details of the wedding. I don't know if the father of the bride got bailed out of jail for the wedding or not. Imagine how the family Christmas get-together is gonna be. "Hey, "Aunt Dottie", bring your pound cake. I 'm bringing a ham and Daddy is bringing his knife." Kinda brings a tear to my eye.