How Stupid Can You Be

So much titillating news it is hard to focus. Today I chose the stupidest one. John Edwards is beyond stupid. When his brain dropped to his shorts there was damage done. Perhaps a subdural hematoma, I mean none of us know how big his brain is or his package for that matter. Andrew Young , John's trusted aide, sold a book proposal to St. Martin's Press. He says that John begged him to confess to fathering Rielle Hunter's baby. This is where stupid enters the equation. How many of us know of a woman with young children, who would live in the same house as her husband's mistress and love child ? That is what happened when John packed off to California his mistress, child, trusted aide, and the trusted aide's family. Andrew was promised financial help for life to lie. Now with the investigation into John's finances, Andrew must be panicking. To spice up the book he says he has a sex tape too. I wonder if John's hair gets messy during sex? That will be the only reason I will watch the tape. One thing I know. John gets up every morning and says a prayer to Mark Sanford for keeping him off the front page.