Random Thoughts

Today is Monday. Just random stuff in my head that needs to be expressed. People didn't read my blog. Kate is on the front cover of the new issue. I did not read the article. She and Jon need to quit whining and get jobs. I grew up with Michael Jackson's music. I am sad for his children. I hope they are able to function as adults. You know your family is truly dysfunctional when Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are your spokespersons. I am running a pharmacy out of my home. My medicine are twice a day. Shelley gets hers in the morning. My husband takes his by himself. Chip gets his three times a day. He gets a syringe full of medicine three times along with Valium. He gets Zantac twice a day. He hacks and coughs up a much as he can. There was a Zantac by the kitchen sink this morning. I am titrating the syringe medicine under the supervision of his internist and neurologist. There is a fine line dosage wise with medicine. Too much causes diarrhea and urine incontinence. Not enough doesn't keep the myasthenia gravis under control. My husband argues with me regarding the dosages. Evidently he knows more than veterinarians specializing in neurology and internal medicine. I am so fortune to be married to such a knowledgeable person. The fat, frumpy lady is back. I weighed myself this morning. She was behind me on the scales. That number can not be right. It has nothing to do with all the graduation cake I ate. Or all the food I have eaten at all the parties I have been going to. I go to Tai Chi today. Maybe I can sling her off with one of my moves. I am afraid the only way to get rid of her is some hard exercise or major liposuction. Maybe I will fast for a week. Cleanse my body of all the toxins. Before I fast for a week I probably need to eat as much as possible to keep me from becoming too thin. Chocolate over pancakes will be a good start.