Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Flat Belly Diet
I just got my e-mails from Barnes and Nobles, Books - A - Million , and Borders announcing a new revolutionary cookbook. This life changing cookbook is called "The Flat Belly Diet Cookbook ". No there are not flat bellies on the cover. I believe the front cover has frosted cupcakes or some sort. I haven't seen the cookbook.I am not giving an opinion on the merits of owning such a book. Although displaying the cookbook in your kitchen with such a title could be an icebreaker at in home dinner parties. My discussion is what the hell is a flat belly after 40 and childbirth. You can scrunch and starve all you want. But that big roll of skin stays. Even those prune looking women who don't eat fat have the dreaded roll. I am not even talking about the rolls and wrinkles at your knees and elbows! Some of us more voluptuous women don't have the saggy elbows and knees. But everybody has the roll. So unless that cookbook gives names of good plastic surgeons for tummy tucks, I think this book is for pre-childbirth and youth. Maybe 13 years to 30 years. After that the book should be called "The Flat Belly Diet Cookbook After The Tummy Tuck So You Won't Have to Repeat the Tummy Tuck". I haven't fed myself and my very large tummy roll. Must run to make some frosted cupcakes.
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