People Update

This is a heads up on the latest People magazine. Kevin Federline is going on a diet. He will give up junk food and work with a trainer. I think getting a job would go a long way. So think about viable employment Kevin. Be a man. George Clooney has a new honey. She is an Italian bombshell working on a entertainment show. They are zipping around Lake Cumo on George's motorcycle. The picture of her resembles me a whole lot. I think the reason George has not married is me. He keeps hoping I will come back on the market. That is why he keeps going out with my look a likes. George! George! I feel your pain but I am a married lady. Brad Pitt had a nice write up in Parade magazine . He gave a tour of his home including the pool with the secret grotto that is great for sex. Now there will be helicopters with super lens hovering over the pool. Mark Sanford's wife left the Governor's Mansion. John Edward's mistress testified against him. Three mistresses and a wife glued a man's privates to his stomach. All reasons for men to keep their pants zipped and super glue out of the house.