mundane thoughts

I saw the picture of Robert Redford's new bride in People this weekend. He definitely should have waited on me. I assume the bride has a great personality. Although it was refreshing to see a 72 year old man with a mature 52 year old woman instead of a 20 year old bimbo. T-Pain explained how he came to be called T-Pain - the t is for Tallahassee and the pain is for getting out of there. Maybe I should be called G-Pain - g for Greenville and the pain for getting out. Mark Sanford is vacationing in Europe for two weeks with his family. Evidently this trip is for his boys before they leave home. South Carolina is at the top for unemployment and at the bottom for education. Mark Sanford has become as embarrassing as that confederate flag that hangs in front of the Capital. When Mark comes back grab him before he leaves again and string him up with the flag. I'm telling South Carolina the War is ovah and so is Mark Sanford. With three dogs it is very apparent a fenced in yard is mandatory. I thought of trading sex for a fence on Craigslist. But when the guy comes for the measurements and sees me the deal will fold. Plus my sutures have to dissolve. So I have decided anyone that has ever gotten a Christmas gift from me is getting a fence this year. That includes my three children. Christmas Day we will all wake up, run outside and ooh and aah over this incredible gift of a fence. I just realized it is Christmas in July. Happy Fence too!