Apology Blog

I read the column of Maureen Dowd Tuesday regarding cyberbullies and lawsuits. It seems a New York model was subjected to an online tormentor calling her skank, ho , and old hag. Now that I am part of the over 50 set I don't know how relevant those terms are to me. But anyway the model sued Goggle to get her tormentor's name, which she did. Now the tormentor is suing Goggle for giving the model her name. So I figure I need to apologize to any one in my blog that I have offended except of course John Edwards and Mark Sanford. They are not in a position to sue anyone calling them names. But before my official apology I do need to send out a shout to one person.

Dear Neighbor from hell, Bitch of all Bitches, Thinks her poop don't stink,

I am the lady that has lived behind you for 12 years. You know the one you have never spoken to or welcomed to the neighborhood. You did have your husband call once to yell because my dogs muddied your outdoor salon. I worked full time and my idiot children let the dogs out. You would have known that if you spoke to me. I even was your nurse once but you were so busy being the "doctor's wife" you didn't notice. I am glad that you reached such a high standing in your life, being a doctor's wife. However after way too many years of nursing and working long hours with the doctor gods, I could tell you stories that would wilt your little queen crown. Please refer to my posting regarding Poop of another color. You have a serious case of thinking your poop don't stink.

Sincerely,

Your neighbor behind you who hates your guts

Now that is off my chest, I apologize to anyone whom I may have offended in any of my blog postings. If you feel an apology is not enough and that you must sue me good luck getting any money. Remember the saying you can't get blood from a turnip? Well that explains my bank account.