Coughing and Hacking

Ever since returning from New York I have been hacking and coughing, coughing and hacking. I tried everything short of going to the doctor. I thought it would run it's course. The yuk didn't and the husband took me to the doctor. I have bronchitis. Tomorrow is my pre-surgical visit for my surgery scheduled on September 30th. Now I have visions of canceled surgeries in my head. I am going to lay low until the 30th. I do have Parent Weekends back to back starting this weekend. First stop is Tuscaloosa and then Atlanta. Describing my surgery to people is a bit awkward. When I say "I having reconstructive surgery of the colon and bladder" I get weird looks. Plus you can't tell some people that while they are eating, or just about when they are doing anything. Now I am saying I'm having a sex change operation. The responses are more lively and entertaining. Yesterday while hacking and coughing I thought who would I be if I were a man? After studying on this for quite a bit, I couldn't come up with just one man. I had several but only for certain traits they possessed. This is the man I would be if I were a man. I would have the brain of Albert Einstein, the communication ability of Henry Kissinger, the money of Bill Gates ( yes, I'd still do his charity stuff), the humor of George Clooney, the writing ability of Ernest Hemingway, the golf style of Tiger Woods, and the head and body of Tom Brady. I would be one bad man. Most people after their sex change do take a new name depending on which way they go. After my surgery just call me Bond, James Bond.