People Review

I can't go out of town without People backsliding. I am surprised I remain a loyal reader. If they don't get Jon and Kate off the front covers I am going to scream. Kate is going to whine forever about herself. Jon is now getting sex. Sex with eight children is hard to come by. But why are we putting them on the cover? Is the economy so bad that is all you have? When a dry week comes put a picture of a soldier's family or what about me? The other problem is not just with People. As an informed citizen I always read over all the current headlines in the checkout at the grocery store and Walmart. You know where Cheney gives interviews about communist plots and such. Headlines continue to scream about Jennifer Anniston's love life. Brad Pitt left her four kids ago. Move on. First it was she was in love with Bradley Cooper.Did she call these magazines and declare her love? Bradley Cooper is a player. That means his brain lives in his pants and his love life goes with hot and cold breezes. After all he did state in People he loved to play the ladies. Next he dumped Jennifer for Renee Zellweger. We know Bradley is a player so of course he will be seen with new women. A more important question that was not addressed was - are Jennifer and Renee girlfriends? As every girlfriend learns at an early age, girlfriends don't sleep with another girlfriend's boyfriend. That would have been a juicy story. Desperate movie star sleeps with girlfriend's boyfriend just to say she has a date. Now this week People says Jen had a sexy night out with Gerard Butler.And Bradley took Renee to his hometown. Leave Jen in peace. She is a skinny blonde with lots of money, girlfriends, and dogs. She has a house in Malibu. She doesn't need a man to be happy. Quit matching her up with everybody. We want the real dirt.Like girlfriends sleeping with other girlfriend's boyfriends.