Daytime TV

I have been a prisoner of daytime television for over a week. This is what I have learned. You can get pregnant in a threesome. If you don't know who the baby daddy is, Maury can help you out. That the Beverly Hillbilly's is as funny now as it was 45 years ago. Too many Law and Order SVU's make you nauseous. If you have taken Reglan for GERD and are having neurological symptoms you are qualified for a cash settlement. Binder and Binder is the leading Social Security Disabilities law firm in the country. Call them today. ITT Tech is the place for you. Just don't read that fine print on the screen that says none of their classes transfer. Nobody seems to care that David Letterman slept with his staff except CNN.If you have a credit card and phone you can shop til you drop on QVC. Regis is annoying no matter who is his host. The View is a bitch fest. I am sorry but even Oxycodone can't make that show get better. They all want to talk all the time. You can watch a C - section , natural childbirth and Jon and Kate plus 8 on TLC. They might as well show root canals too. Kellie Pickler's new video is on at least every 2 hours on CMT. Miranda Lamberts' White Liar is on less but I like the video better. Miranda Lambert appeared on Ellen DeGeneres and sang White Liar. You don't have to take the birth control pill every day. You can use a ring for 3 weeks. The side effects are the same but who cares about the side effects as long as you don't end up on Maury looking for the baby daddy?