Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Hell is Here

I am home. The sex change was a bitch. Too much pain. I had excellent nurses and care. Just one nurse was burnt out and mean. I reported her ass right away. Now I am enjoying not lifting more than 2 pounds for 6 weeks and only going up and down stairs once or twice a day for 6 weeks. My daughter is here. I am glad she came. I just hate she used vacation time to take care of me. She should be on a tropical island with some hunk. I should be on a tropical island with some hunk. I am getting tired. I just need to make a clarification. In my Woodstock post numerous people interpreted that my husband and I were addicted to Viagra. I meant that in general terms to our age group. That our age group switched from the pot of our youth to Viagra. So to clear the air, we are not Viagra addicts. In fact my lower area is off limits to anything or anyone for 6 weeks. Even a truckload of Viagra and a naked George Clooney in my bedroom would not make me violate my doctor orders.

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  1. this was a great post! I'll come visit soon

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  2. I thought you were too tired to make any posts!
    Just Kidding - maybe we can rent a movie about a tropical island with hunks and pretend we're there.

    - Nurse Rebecca

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  3. If a naked Geoge Cloone does happen to show up, with or with out viagra, please send him my way. I'm sorry you're so tired, and bet by the 4th week, when stuff's really healing and itchy, you'll be wondering how exact the dr was w/ his orders.

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